Masturbation for the Nation: Are you Australia’s Biggest W*nker?

Introducing ‘Whacktivism’

REGISTER YOUR W*NKS

Masturbation for the Nation: Are you Australia’s Biggest W*nker?

Introducing ‘Whacktivism’

The stigma surrounding masturbation has stood in the way of people recognising its mental and physical benefits for too long.

This past year has thrown a lot at us.

Here is an opportunity for you to shake it off. Quite literally.

From reducing stress and anxiety to boosting your immune system to reducing your chances of developing Prostate cancer later in life, there are many benefits to beating off.

This is why on April 9th we’re ‘coming together for One Big W*nk, the world’s first-ever synchronised orgasm where we’ll crown Australia’s Biggest W*nker.

📅 Mark Your Calendar And Come With Us

Get in on the action and you might even win a year’s supply of sex toys on us.

So what are you w*nking for?

How To Enter

Register and rate your orgasm and you could be crowned Australia’s Biggest W*nker and win a year of pleasure on us.

Do it in secret and we’ll spank you with 20% off storewide.

More of an exhibitionist?

Tell your friends you’re a w*nker on social media and we’ll spank you harder with 30% off.

You’ll also go in the w*nking to win a year’s supply of sex toys from us.

Join us in telling the world about the benefits of banging one out.

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There’s a whole range of toys  just waiting for you to come check them out.

Hand not as good at the job as it used to be? Never fear, Hot Octopuss is here.

There’s a whole range of toys  just waiting for you to come check them out.

Register your wanks and get up to 30% off everything in store and you might even win a year’s supply of sex toys on us.

Why Whacktivism

There are so many health and wellness benefits to masturbation.

When you orgasm, your brain releases dopamine and the love drug oxytocin, two of our happy hormones responsible for feeling good.

Campaigns such as ‘No Nut November’ seek to celebrate abstinence when we should actually be normalising jerking off as a positive habit.

Australia is facing a hidden pandemic: a growing mental health crisis amplified by the effects of the global coronavirus outbreak.

Worryingly one in five men have reported experiencing ongoing stress or anxiety throughout the first three quarters of 2020.

Australia is facing a hidden pandemic: a growing mental health crisis amplified by the effects of the global coronavirus outbreak.

Worryingly one in five men have reported experiencing ongoing stress or anxiety throughout the first three quarters of 2020.

Aside from being nature’s free antidepressant, orgasms boost the immune system by increasing the number of white blood cells and can prevent Prostate Cancer and other diseases later in life.

Be part of the Whacktivist movement and shake it off for a cause.

Use the button below to Register Your W*nks in a chance to become Australia's Biggest Wanker.

You'll get up 20% off on everything in our store and you might even win a year’s supply of sex toys on us.

#AustraliasBiggestWanker

Aside from being nature’s free antidepressant, orgasms boost the immune system by increasing the number of white blood cells and can prevent Prostate Cancer and other diseases later in life.

Be part of the Whacktivist movement and shake it off for a cause.

Use the button below to Register Your W*nks in a chance to become Australia's Biggest Wanker.

You'll get up 30% off on everything in our store and you might even win a year’s supply of sex toys on us.

#AustraliasBiggestWanker

REINVENTING PLEASURE

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